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Sunday, March 20, 2016

Day of Percussion Quotes

This is a collection of quotes that I found funny or entertaining at Day of Percussion on Saturday:

Day of Percussion is a competition of the
 art os hitting things with other things
(Image courtesy of This World Music)
  • "oooo feeling savage I see"
  • "I would make a lot of money if I was a stripper right now"
  • "We could have our own stick shopping reality TV show"
  • "You're just sitting all alone in your seat corner, how sad"
  • "Do you think they would let me stick my pants under the slurpee machine"
  • "He just ate a double cheeseburger and a foot-long sandwich and IM FAT???"
  • "I'm gonna keep my mallets in my sleeve and have them slide down into my hands if I break one again"
  • "awww you went stick shopping without me??"
  • "This would be a lot more entertaining if the old ladies were high"
  • "No, I get your offensive joke but it's just annoying as frick"
  • "MORE TIMPANI"
  • "Mr. Hughes is more of a vanilla guy"  "But it's chocolate man"
  • "The only person who knows you messed up was me and maybe the judge but hey what does the judge matter"
  • "He's probably sleeping with that award"
  • "Keep on drummin lil' kiddo"
  • "Did you really sneak a dog into the advanced ensemble room?!"
  • "I haven't worn shoes all day but the judges haven't said anything about it so..."
  • "Do you think I could burn an ant with this drumhead?"
  • "I'm slowly deteriorating"
  • "How did we win 3rd? We sucked!"
  • "I found this penny on the floor of IN-N-OUT"
  • "He ran across the road and STILL went back for the Powerade"
  • "I'm super hyped about HYPE"
  • "Violently flirting"
  • "My hood's basically a food pouch of gold fish"
  • "HE SNEEZED 10 TIMES"
  • "He looks like he's going to pee"
  • "His hair is more luxurious than mine"
  • "I'm from Percussion City High.. I . I mean Park City High Percussion"
  • "I was digging the accidental bells solo before you guys even started"
  • "LOOK IT'S BILLY ROSS"  "Wasn't it Bob Ross?"  "LOOK IT'S BOB ROSS"
  • "Dat stick twirl doh"
  • "MidowWaker"
  • "Are you sure the Marimba can't go ANY lower??"  "JUST THINK TALL"
  • "I will rip that cardigan off you"
  • "Really the Mustard one??"
  • "You look like a pilgrim"
  • "HEY are you ALL trying to hook up with her?"
  • "Sing your parts to warm-up" *begins to intensely beatbox the snare box part*
  • "Is hitting a wooden bowl even percussion"
  • "The old white ladies should give the african tribe their traditional song back"
  • "I went to the bathroom and it's still his Marimba solo?"
  • "MY EARS WILL BURST AND I'LL BE DEAF"
  • "Wowzr"
  • "Do you think they'll crash if I shine this at them?" "It's a parked bus so no"
  • "Rager at percussion"
  • "Why aren't you wearing the squad shirt?"
  • "I can feel god guiding me" "Oh sorry that's just me"
  • "What satanic sound was that?" "My mating call"
  • "I love to eat cac?"
  • "Three-second rule!!!" "Dude, we're in high school"

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