Day of Percussion is a competition of the art os hitting things with other things (Image courtesy of This World Music) |
- "oooo feeling savage I see"
- "I would make a lot of money if I was a stripper right now"
- "We could have our own stick shopping reality TV show"
- "You're just sitting all alone in your seat corner, how sad"
- "Do you think they would let me stick my pants under the slurpee machine"
- "He just ate a double cheeseburger and a foot-long sandwich and IM FAT???"
- "I'm gonna keep my mallets in my sleeve and have them slide down into my hands if I break one again"
- "awww you went stick shopping without me??"
- "This would be a lot more entertaining if the old ladies were high"
- "No, I get your offensive joke but it's just annoying as frick"
- "MORE TIMPANI"
- "Mr. Hughes is more of a vanilla guy" "But it's chocolate man"
- "The only person who knows you messed up was me and maybe the judge but hey what does the judge matter"
- "He's probably sleeping with that award"
- "Keep on drummin lil' kiddo"
- "Did you really sneak a dog into the advanced ensemble room?!"
- "I haven't worn shoes all day but the judges haven't said anything about it so..."
- "Do you think I could burn an ant with this drumhead?"
- "I'm slowly deteriorating"
- "How did we win 3rd? We sucked!"
- "I found this penny on the floor of IN-N-OUT"
- "He ran across the road and STILL went back for the Powerade"
- "I'm super hyped about HYPE"
- "Violently flirting"
- "My hood's basically a food pouch of gold fish"
- "HE SNEEZED 10 TIMES"
- "He looks like he's going to pee"
- "His hair is more luxurious than mine"
- "I'm from Percussion City High.. I . I mean Park City High Percussion"
- "I was digging the accidental bells solo before you guys even started"
- "LOOK IT'S BILLY ROSS" "Wasn't it Bob Ross?" "LOOK IT'S BOB ROSS"
- "Dat stick twirl doh"
- "MidowWaker"
- "Are you sure the Marimba can't go ANY lower??" "JUST THINK TALL"
- "I will rip that cardigan off you"
- "Really the Mustard one??"
- "You look like a pilgrim"
- "HEY are you ALL trying to hook up with her?"
- "Sing your parts to warm-up" *begins to intensely beatbox the snare box part*
- "Is hitting a wooden bowl even percussion"
- "The old white ladies should give the african tribe their traditional song back"
- "I went to the bathroom and it's still his Marimba solo?"
- "MY EARS WILL BURST AND I'LL BE DEAF"
- "Wowzr"
- "Do you think they'll crash if I shine this at them?" "It's a parked bus so no"
- "Rager at percussion"
- "Why aren't you wearing the squad shirt?"
- "I can feel god guiding me" "Oh sorry that's just me"
- "What satanic sound was that?" "My mating call"
- "I love to eat cac?"
- "Three-second rule!!!" "Dude, we're in high school"